2009
06.22

 

Raiders of the Lost FizzinessRyan Jones was born to registered-pure Terrestrial parents in 2988, making him one of the few individuals of his generation not sharing genetic material with one of the other Sentient Races.

At a young age, a curiosity for learning, an active imagination, and a proclivity for Full-Body Simulations flagged him for removal from the usual off-world mining assignment queue, and allowed him to be formally educated. He attended Google National University in the capital city of Adsensia, double-majoring in Simlish Literature and History of the Future Time Paradox Wars. He pursued a Masters degree in Pre-Modern Postmodernist English Literature.

After graduating, records of Ryan’s life become spotty. This may either be the result of the monumentally destructive Six Millisecond War, or from vandalism to his page in the official Wikipedia Galactic Archive.

However, based on what we know, Ryan pursued a long and historic career in the Full-Body Simulated Games industry, working on such classic and diverse titles as Call of Duty: Star Systems at War, Big Brain Academy: Particle Physics Degree, and Duke Nukem Forever 2. He was always passionate about game design and the creation of a fun experience, writing extensively on the subject throughout his life.

He died in 3405 due to a power failure at his cryonic storage facility, the cause of which is speculated to be an attack by robot separatists.

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